Important Announcement: With effect from 19th March, 2015 I HaveCancelled The Judgement Scheduled for 10:18GMT 20 March 2015 The Judgement, scheduled for the above time by Mr Bob O’Dell and announced in an article on WND.com has regrettably been cancelled. Due to an overwhelming lack of interest from secular society, it is deemed uneconomic to proceed with a Global Judgement at this time and I have therefore called off the event. This comes in the wake of my cancellation of the tsunami predicted to strike the island of Phuket on the 30th December, 2010 and my calling off the 2012 Mayan global apocalypse (below). Life on the planet is just too hectic these days to be worrying about prophesies and apocalypses and horsemen and grim reapers. Where possible I have resolved to cancel all such events where adequate notice is provided. I repeat: The judgement of humankind - scheduled to occur on March 20th, 2015 - will now NOT TAKE PLACE. I personally guarantee that there will now be NO JUDGEMENT on that day. Users who have incurred losses through the sale of assets, sacrifice of children and other close relatives etc. in preparation for The Judgement should apply to their local religious authority for compensation. Of course the normal functioning of the planet will continue: It is not my job to micro-manage the Earth. There may well be individual earthquakes, eruptions, hurricanes, avalanches, traffic accidents etc. on or around that day, as there are in the normal course of events. However, you may rest assured that the vast majority of human beings WILL REMAIN UNJUDGED and may continued their debauched existence well into 2015. If you are reassured, grateful beyond words or just enjoyed a chuckle, feel free to donate*: (*Full refunds will be available in the event the human race becomes extinct.)

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Important Announcement: With effect from 28th April, 2012 The End of the World Has Been Cancelled There is much speculation and concern worldwide over a predicted global apocalypse due to take place on December 21st, 2012. On the 29th December, 2010 I personally cancelled the tsunami predicted to strike the island of Phuket on the 30th December, 2010. I posted this cancellation on the ThaiVisa message board the day before it was due and there was indeed no tsunami in Phuket the following day (or week, or month, etc.). To follow up on this and in light of similar concerns over certain cataclysmic predictions, I have taken it upon myself to cancel the up-coming global apocalypse supposedly 'destined' to occur on December 21st, 2012. I repeat: The destruction of humankind - scheduled to occur on December 21st, 2012 - has now been CANCELLED. I personally guarantee that there will now be NO GLOBAL EXTINCTION EVENT on that day. Of course the normal functioning of the planet will continue: It is not my job to micro-manage the Earth. There may well be individual earthquakes, eruptions, hurricanes, avalanches, traffic accidents etc. on or around that day, as there are in the normal course of events. However, you may rest assured that the vast majority of human beings WILL SURVIVE to see December 22nd, 2012. If you are reassured, grateful beyond words or just enjoyed a chuckle, feel free to donate*: (*Full refunds will be available in the event the human race becomes extinct.)