Important Announcement:
With effect from 28th April, 2012
The End of the World Has Been Cancelled

There is much speculation and concern worldwide over a predicted global apocalypse due to take place on December 21st, 2012.

On the 29th December, 2010 I personally cancelled the tsunami predicted to strike the island of Phuket on the 30th December, 2010. I posted this cancellation on the ThaiVisa message board the day before it was due and there was indeed no tsunami in Phuket the following day (or week, or month, etc.).

To follow up on this and in light of similar concerns over certain cataclysmic predictions, I have taken it upon myself to cancel the up-coming global apocalypse supposedly 'destined' to occur on December 21st, 2012.

I repeat:

The destruction of humankind - scheduled to occur on
December 21st, 2012 - has now been CANCELLED.

I personally guarantee that there will now be

Of course the normal functioning of the planet will continue: It is not my job to micro-manage the Earth. There may well be individual earthquakes, eruptions, hurricanes, avalanches, traffic accidents etc. on or around that day, as there are in the normal course of events. However, you may rest assured that the vast majority of human beings WILL SURVIVE to see December 22nd, 2012.

If you are reassured, grateful beyond words or just enjoyed a chuckle, feel free to donate*:

(*Full refunds will be available in the event the human race becomes extinct.)