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With effect from 28th April, 2012 The End of the World Has Been Cancelled On the 29th December, 2010 I personally cancelled the tsunami predicted to strike the island of Phuket on the 30th December, 2010. I posted this cancellation on the ThaiVisa message board the day before it was due and there was indeed no tsunami in Phuket the following day (or week, or month, etc.). To follow up on this and in light of similar concerns over certain cataclysmic predictions, I have taken it upon myself to cancel the up-coming global apocalypse supposedly 'destined' to occur on December 21st, 2012. I repeat: December 21st, 2012 - has now been CANCELLED. I personally guarantee that there will now be NO GLOBAL EXTINCTION EVENT on that day. (*Full refunds will be available in the event the human race becomes extinct.) |